The Most Devout in Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Island of Gods of Bali Kingdom | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Bali Dwipa Jaya” | |
| 2. |  The Lawless Remote Wastelands of Rakjat Semesta | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “What doesn't kill us only makes us stronger” | |
| 3. |  The Original KRABBY PATTY of Best Krusty Krabs Number 1 | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Nikmati Kombinasi SuperSpecial Sapi dan 5 Bumbu RAHASIA” | |
| 4. |  The Original CHUM STICK of Chum Buckets | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Nikmati Kombinasi SuperSpecial Ayam dan 4 Bumbu RAHASIA” | |
| 5. |  The United Republican States of Beringin Raya | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The Vision of New Golden Age” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of East Indonesia | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Hiduplah Revolusi dan Kemerdekaan” | |
| 7. |  The Free State of Quaritch | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Alta et Stricta” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Heth | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Espere mieux” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Alnish-Kocarevan | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Progredior in Unum” | |
| 10. |  The Hyperaurealis Union of Trollfacez2 | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Life. Is. Troll” |
