The Most Primitive in Parsnip International
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Parsnip International is ranked 3,807th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of New Old Statelandian Nation | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Darkness shall rise!” |
