by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Papastan

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Papastan is ranked 385th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDrackyAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”
2.The Matriarchy of PapaBellumPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Hic Sunt Bella Dracones”
3.The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJackyLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“Amō Amōrem”
4.The Dominion of PapaJackyLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra”