The Most Extensive Public Healthcare in Papastan
World Census interns were infected with obscure diseases in order to test which nations had the most effective and well-funded public healthcare facilities.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Amō Amōrem” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of PapaBellum | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Hic Sunt Bella Dracones” | |
| 4. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus” |
