The Highest Economic Output in Pacific Defenders
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “I find your lack of faith disturbing...” | |
| 2. |  The Special Forces of Vigilant Guard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Eyes Open” | |
| 3. |  The Parked U-Haul Truck of Kanaia Puppet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Please refrain from urinating on the chrome...” | |
| 4. |  The CDM Chicory Coffee drinker of Nolaerie Storage Unit | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Moving and Storage for Defenders” | |
| 5. |  The Main Bus Driver of Hail to the bus driver | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Driving all day, I need some hails to survive” | |
| 6. |  The Strategic Defense Initiative of One for the Gipper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Trust But Verify” |
