The Most Compassionate Citizens in Osiris
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The The Ṭarīqaẗ ʾal●Bāhuwiyyaẗ of The Multiversal Communist Collective | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Ḥaḍ°rat Sul°ṭān Bāhū⠅‘Neither Sunniyy nor Šīʿiyy am I.’” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Neldessica | Democratic Socialists Hell | “It could be worse!” | |
| 3. | The Third-Camp Marxist Dharma of Dialectical metaRealism | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Emancipation from Capitalist Intersectionality!” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Invictus | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Honesty, Industry, Prudence.” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Brillnuck | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Liberty, Equality, Democracy” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Gunfreak | Democratic Socialists Hell | “All you're base are belong to us” | |
| 7. |  The Demarchy of Insert Clever Anime Reference | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “I’ve seen the Magna Carta. I’ve seen the eye of Horus.” | |
| 8. | The Wake Up of Thaw | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Let's go, Kiva!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Libedonith | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “From Many, One” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Minecraftiana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “One more block.” |
