The Rudest Citizens in Osiris
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Brenner Islandia | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Have You Met Tom” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Cyleia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Chavante | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.” | |
| 4. |  The Free Islands of The Coarsal Pirates | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Give me freedom or I'll give you death” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Rulesnomore | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “FREEDOM” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Estados Liberais Unidos Do Brasil | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Economic Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Verire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace, Liberty and Justice” | |
| 8. | The Theocracy of Nova Nera | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Yuletide Zealots of The Dunwich Dominion | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Síoraí Sruthán ! ! !” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of Gloverti Tercher | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “The Key to Life is Living” |
