The Smartest Citizens in Oneid
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Union of States of Oneid1 | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “War is peace” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Anostas | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “War is peace” | |
| 3. |  The Reformed Kingdom of New Marcia | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “The monarchy is back” |
