The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in One big Island
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The God's Chosen Nation of Dictationapore | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Domo Arigato” | |
| 2. |  The Klingon Protectorate of Lendourian | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Do not feed the Taldren Loon” | |
| 3. |  The Navigators of Wandering Marsupials | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “My life for some fresh eucalyptus leaves.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “In every darkness shines a light within.” | |
| 5. |  The Second Empire of Kiermark | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Krone und Volk, im Ziel vereinigt” | |
| 6. |  The Dancing Butterflies of Dom Queesom | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Clouds Part, The Sun Shines, The Butterflies Dance” | |
| 7. |  The Sleeping Jester of Stone angel | Democratic Socialists Hell | “No Worries” | |
| 8. | The Protectorate of Bardic Entertainment | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Cakyoqu | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Fixed on perfection” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of One True-Pairing- | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Lumity” |
