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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nuku Alofa

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The District of Amanda Todd	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Community”
2.	The State of Arnold Thackeray	Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise	“Conservative Democracy”
3.	The State of Attention	Free-Market Paradise Paradise	“Take Note”
4.	The State of Fool	Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone	“Some Fools Do, Some Don't”
5.	The State of Okshi	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Dare to advance”
6.	The State of Prince Douglas	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“My Realm”
7.	The State of Red Fleet	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“dive wreck”
8.	The District of Salina Berks	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Crossroads”