The Most Cultured in Nudist Dreamland
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 695th in the world for Most Cultured.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 4. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 5. |  The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 6. | The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “We love you, Joe.” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Rainbow Beach | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We're happy and we know it!” | |
| 8. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
| 9. |  The Fairy Tale Kingdom of Dancing Dragons | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Je maintiendrai” | |
| 10. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Victoria aut Letum!” |
