The Largest Governments in Nudist Dreamland
World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Nudesia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Innovation & Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Victoria aut Letum!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of The Undead Sailor | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The sea does not like to be restrained.” | |
| 7. |  The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “We love you, Joe.” | |
| 8. |  The Naked Revel of Sunny Glade | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Revealing Ourselves To Truth” | |
| 9. | The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Skyclad | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Needing of Naught” |
