The Smartest Citizens in Northern Ocean
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Port Ember | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Industry, Progress, Wealth” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Iarann Grudaidh | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Dum spiro, pugnare” | |
| 3. |  The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “We got everything you need!” | |
| 4. |  The Armed Republic of The Chuck | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Pecunia non olet” |
