The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Northern Mariana Islands
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Cayenne Diable | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Sky High” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Hessen Strasse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “New Home” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Kelly Falls | Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise | “Peace” | |
| 4. |  The State of Madhal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Seeking Peace” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Mage Warlord | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Corruption runs deep” | |
| 6. |  The District of Princess Rae | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Prosperity and Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The District of Sankattan | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Island Community” | |
| 8. |  The State of Uvea | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Home” |
