The Safest in North America
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, North America is ranked 8,899th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal State of Central Nation | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Forever We Stand for Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Dust of Bison | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “What are gods?” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Pacific Northwestern Cascadia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Kwanesum Chinook Illahee” | |
| 4. |  The Crown Dependency of South Sulphur | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Consider the Ravens” | |
| 5. |  The Islamic Republic of Al Amarja | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Purveyors of Discount Barbarism Since 2002” | |
| 6. |  The Sovereign State of Nova Anglicana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Lex Orandi, Lex Credendi, Lex Terrae” | |
| 7. |  The Community of An Earthly Pure Land | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Namo Amitābha Buddha” | |
| 8. |  The Social-Federal Commonwealth of Unified Republics | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Libertas de paupertate, tyrannide, et avaritia.” | |
| 9. |  The Why of Western Sur Texas Democratic Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “War, War Never Changes” | |
| 10. |  The States of Missourado | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I thought I was alone loving Earth this way.” |
