The Smartest Citizens in New West Indies
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, New West Indies is ranked 5,230th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Tinja | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Justice, Accountability, Empowerment” | |
| 2. |  The Allied States of New West Indies | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “In Varietate Concordia” | |
| 3. |  The United Antillean Kingdom of Antillae Unitae | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Post Nubila Phoebus” | |
| 4. |  The Partial Monarchy of Viking Nordland | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Búskapur” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Raxy Soverodnuizzlemordia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “From Many, One” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of District Line 9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of -I-Ship-It | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Shipping Fan!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of JOIHF | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hockey for all” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Anastasia Karanikolaou | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Might Makes Right” |
