The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.	The Free State of Vosiycrs	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“There Can Never Be Enough”
3.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
4.	The Republic of Laser Guns	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Motto”
5.	The Republic of Bright Stars	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“OK”
6.	The Republic of Gindama	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Motto”
7.	The Undefined Lawless Territory of Total anarchya	Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians	“ataxias kai anarkhias”
8.	The Republic of Buddhai	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“Motto”
9.	The Properties of Soylent Megacorp	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Try delicious Soylent™! Now in Soylent Green™!”
10.	The Banana Republic of Kazejin	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Death to all llamas.”