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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Nederland

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Magical Gathering of Elves of Deep Shadow	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“The Gathering of Elves Casts its Deep Shadow of Magic”
2.	The Thumbscrew Fanatics of Oppressor	Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise	“Sit down and STFU”
3.	The Flying Dutchman of Ravania Secunda	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Orange and Blue!”
4.	The Dark Light of Bad Moon	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Darkness falls upon the land”
5.	The Pondering of Leonardo Da Vinci	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Je Maintiendrai la République”
6.	The Forcefield of Forcefield	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Protectorate of the protectorate”
7.	The Hellish Lands of Evilz	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Just because we can”
8.	The Winners Circle of Paul Cezanne	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Je Maintiendrai la République”
9.	The Insanity of Vincent van Gogh	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Je Maintiendrai la République”
10.	The Crusher of Black Vise	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Look the other way please”

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