The Most Secular in nasunia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scientific Empire of Boopkinville | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Hail Nasuania!” | |
| 2. |  The Scavenger Empire of Dogetopian Yevika | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Waste not, want not” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of State of Germany | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “E Tenebris Lux” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Czeroveepus | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Trorla Vascetopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of The land of four corners | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Incas are our glorious leaders” | |
| 7. |  The Size 32 Appendages of Green Feet | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | ““These Feet Were Made For Walking!”” | |
| 8. |  The Yugoslav Dictator of Lower Columbian WA Mission | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Μολών λαβέ” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Sublime Imperial State of Almerdonia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “I saw Satan fall like Lightning from Heaven- Luke 10 18” |
