The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Nasicournia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Thanks-ToThem- | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of 0 of 0 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Yes” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Bakerloo 14 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Drunken Goodness of Beer_Meisters | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “I drink therefore I am.” | |
| 5. |  The ReWAionists of Blaatchen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ja, ich bin wieder dabei!” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Breda | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Stad met karakter” | |
| 7. | The Nasicournian Loving States of DeltaOne | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Make love, not war !” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Discordant Bathroom | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Please allow me to introduce myself” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Dredd | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “No motto yet” | |
| 10. | The Federation of Eindhoven | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Eindhoven de Gekste” |
