The Most Corrupt Governments in Mordor
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Petan Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Strength by Superiority” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” | |
| 3. |  The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Death to Hobbits” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of 9009 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Educare, Sanare, Coniunctim” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of BlazingAngel | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Wiseicamland | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Angamando | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Ash nazg durbatulūk” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Disputed Tyranny | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Principality of Wales” | |
| 9. |  The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Lieutenant of Barad-dur” |
