The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Mordor
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,781st in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Agricultural Nurn | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Food for the armies of the Dark Lord” | |
| 3. |  The Evil version of Evil Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Death to Hobbits” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Llywelyn the 3rd | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Dolba” | |
| 5. |  The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord Sauron | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of 9009 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Educare, Sanare, Coniunctim” | |
| 7. |  The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “United we stand!” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Mouth of Sauron | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Lieutenant of Barad-dur” | |
| 9. |  The Burning Embers of Barnello | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “King of Fire Kings” | |
| 10. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” |
