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The Largest Retail Industry in Mordor

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

As a region, Mordor is ranked 1,711th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Autonomous Collective of GonzlandiaLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“Don't start none, won't be none.”
2.The Republic of Agricultural NurnIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Food for the armies of the Dark Lord”
3.The Evil version of Evil Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Death to Hobbits”
4.The Empire of Petan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Strength by Superiority”
5.The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple ConsortiumDemocratic Socialists Hell“Biscuits and Gravy”
6.The Dominion of The One RingInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“One Ring To Rule Them All”
7.The Theocracy of AngamandoIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Ash nazg durbatulūk”
8.The Skeleton Version of The Dark Lord SauronIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“I am Evil Lord Sauron the FOUNDER of Mordor”
9.The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A HobbitNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit”
10.The Burning Embers of BarnelloFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“King of Fire Kings”
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