The Most Compassionate Citizens in Melayu Archipelago
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Melayu Archipelago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Make Melayu Archipelago Great Again” | |
| 2. |  The Mancapuri Pemecutan of Batubulan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Satyaning Negari” | |
| 3. |  The Olalala of TC Matic | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Olalala” |
