The World World Census
The Safest in the World
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Fielzão of Timao | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Timão Eô!” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Argesea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Sacrifichiamo l'anima ed il ferro per l'Italia suprema!” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “heavy use of tongue” | |
| 5. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 7. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
| 8. |  The Alspring of Ratateague | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs” | |
| 9. |  The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Might makes right” | |
| 10. |  The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon | Democratic Socialists Hell | “You mess with the people, you mess with the state!” |
