The Most Rebellious Youth in matheo
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Theocracy of British Matheo | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 2. |  The Royal Federation of Matheo | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Love Matheo and you may get to keep your face” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Goldbergs | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “A golden opportunity” | |
| 4. |  The Royal Federation of Swiss Cape Town | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “we dont need a motto” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Mall of Ice | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Sell Ice .” | |
| 6. |  The Fiefdom of Ian Melnish | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Father Ian always knows best ” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Scottish South Africa | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “We need haggis in Checkers” | |
| 8. |  The Place of Silverbergs | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Second Best !.” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of German Matheo | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Eastern Lithuania | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Part of matheo ” |
