The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Markion
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Arcadian States and Commonwealths | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “In Frieden. En liberté. In Justice. समृद्धि में.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Auersten | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Wohlstand von den ruhigen Meeren” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Christbol | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Christ is King” | |
| 4. |  The Sunny Bargain Paradise of Cloud 9 Corporation | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Let the savings rain down on YOU!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Convallaria | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Perseverance today. Prosperity tomorrow.” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Duabelli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Forza!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Endless Waves | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The Congressional Republic of Enteres | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Flee, Flee for your lives” | |
| 9. |  The Blinding Lights of Fire and Stars | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “still starry-eyed” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Fluel Fluvicasier | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Peace and Justice” |
