The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Mannin
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Bacaloa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Grand Banks” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Howard Quayle | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The State of Kaelmar | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. | The District of Page 1 | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Loyal Community” | |
| 5. |  The State of Raex | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Scratching Posts | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Church State of the All Masterful God” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Tuesday | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Community” | |
| 8. | The State of Tynwald | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Quocunque Jeceris Stabit” |
