The Highest Drug Use in Malabo
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Global Anarchist | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Not Really” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Ionian State | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Raymer Conklyn | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Here There Everywhere” | |
| 4. |  The State of Gimni | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Founder” | |
| 5. |  The State of Malabo State | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Xiang Ging | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Digging” | |
| 7. |  The State of Gordon McKay | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Very Good” | |
| 8. |  The State of Tancred | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Dare to advance” |
