The Rudest Citizens in LunarPunk
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Melinda Verga | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “With gratitude!” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Office of the Attending Physician | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Do I pay you for this???” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of 3rd Armoured Division | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Let Them Feel Our Might” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Sminty Drop | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Let's ride, losers.” | |
| 5. |  The TNP's Spearhead of 1st Armoured Division | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “TNP's Armoured Spearhead” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of 4th Armoured Division | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “To Hell and Back” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Castiglione | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of 12th Northern Polish division | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of 2nd Armoured Division | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Striking Fear into Our Enemies” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sihx | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “(‾◡◝)” |
