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World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.” | |
| 2. |  The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The Mountain | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “meh” | |
| 3. |  The Standing Zombie Republic of Zuque | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “We stand for everything!” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of QuietDraftee26 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The ceremony of innocence is drowned” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall Abbey | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “I Am That Is” | |
| 6. |  The Awfully Nice Nation of Halkia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Forever in its Shadow” | |
| 7. |  The Disputed Territories of Uzuzuzz | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “No room for doubt” | |
| 8. |  The Odiferous Confederacy of Cysuvik | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Embrace the stink” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Zombiedolphins | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Logic is blind and often knows only its own past” |
