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The Highest Crime Rates in Lewisham Library

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Lewisham Library is ranked 13,876th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of Golden Ancap UtopiaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Dont Tread On Me”
2.The Federal Republic of TerselCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Strength Through Freedom”
3.The Kingdom of SantiwanaAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Where Peace Blooms, Prosperity Follows”
4.The Republic of NovsbiaCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Might Makes Right”
5.The Republic of RiderdaleCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“We Will Endure”
6.The Republic of Test 3 TeleitzeroofstAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Peace and Justice”
7.The Republic of AnunsianCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“You Can't Stop Progress”
8.The Free Land of Utopia17Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society“We want money we want hoes we want alcahol”
9.The Republic of Nickyuwu 184Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“By The People For The People”
10.The Republic of Hopefully NOT Napoleonic FranceCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Umm... is this supposed to be a motto?”
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