The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Lewisham Library
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of 5 island | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Bhinneka tunggal ika” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Aholee | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We are proud, we are right” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Aldanas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Alfheim Deus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Home of God” | |
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Almsworth | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “No hot girl summer without unsuspecting boy winter” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of AngelFire | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Anunsian | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Arkesas | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Wealth and Prosperity ” | |
| 9. | The Rogue Nation of Armed Meowians | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Gun them all” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Assholr county | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Birb pog” |
