The Safest in Lardyland
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Lardyland is ranked 13,517th in the world for Safest.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of Waterfallean 2 | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Might Makes Right” | |
2. | The Memery of North Cromch | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Stonks.” | |
3. | The Intergalactic Trailer Park of Coomlag | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “tony soprano state” | |
4. | The Sashmugan of Captian Lard | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!” | |
5. | The Nomadic Peoples of Lardyland Peronist Rebellion | Democratic Socialists Hell | “JOIN THE LARPERs!” | |
6. | The Confederacy of Scarre Myshic | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Mission Accomplished” | |
7. | The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I eat liberations for breakfast” | |
8. | The Republic of West Kerch | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “........” | |
9. | The Great Hero of MasterSpamChief | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Master Chief of Spam” | |
10. | The Rogue Nation of DSN91 | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |