The Lowest Crime Rates in Lardyland
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Lardyland is ranked 7,795th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN91 | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Memery of North Cromch | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Stonks.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of United People of Drazzil | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Life, Liberty, Property” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of Liberal Democratic Socialists | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The Sashmugan of Captian Lard | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Hail Spam! Hail Swedes!” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Waterfallean 2 | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 7. | The Republic of Left-leaning college state | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Unity in diversity” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Lardyland Peronist Rebellion | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “JOIN THE LARPERs!” | |
| 9. | The Gameplayer of the Year of Bruhgundy | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I eat liberations for breakfast” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of Scarre Myshic | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Mission Accomplished” |
