The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Jellyfish Elite Fighting Force
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Company Runned Monarchy of Creze | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Won a war. (South Rebellios)” | |
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Dintartica | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “NO FREEDOM YES CREZE!” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Domarcan | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “...” | |
| 4. |  The Amazing of Islamabad island | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “From Many, One” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Jellyfish Elite Fighting Force Founders | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “My name's Jeff” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of New New New United Common-lands | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Im a dog” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of North Rebellios | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Quagsirelandia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “I like Mudkips” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Remus 31 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Skittles lands | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Be skittle know skittles” |
