The Nudest in Japan
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Strana Kommunizma | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Traditional Japan | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Peace, Glory, Honor.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The boat sails by, the shore remains.” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Hojo Masako | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Sushi a la Carte” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Chrouniss | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Who do you think you're fooling?” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Kinki | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Do you feel Kinki?” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Slit | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nothing really belongs to us, but time.” | |
| 8. |  The Society of Kireina | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Life is wonderful” | |
| 9. |  The District of Minowa | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “The station code is now H-20?” | |
| 10. |  The Rock Hell of MUCC | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We do not care” |
