The Lowest Crime Rates in Iowa
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Iowa is ranked 24,935th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Otumwa | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “I'm going in at puberty and wont get out until adultery” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Glaggary Glaggleland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Become a glaggle today” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Mericle | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Spira | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Praise be to Yevon” | |
| 5. |  The City of Council Bluffs | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 6. |  The City of Cedar Falls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Altoona | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Our Rights We Prize And Our Rights We Will Maintain” | |
| 8. |  The District of Barret | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “high district” | |
| 9. |  The State of West Alliance | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 10. |  The District of Sauk Hawkeye | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Community” |
