The Most Scientifically Advanced in International Northwestern Union
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Former WAD Dominator of Greater New Poland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “ఇది ప్రపంచం” | |
| 2. |  The Ploof Ploof of Albiorix | Democratic Socialists Hell | “To be, and not to seem” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Lolder | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “A Gentle Kingdom Ringed in Spears” | |
| 4. |  The Borderlands of Altique | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Star-written history read and construed accordingly.” | |
| 5. |  The Fallen Monarchy of Mammo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “お前はもう死んでいる” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Kathmandue | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “This I'll Defend” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Commonwealth of Midland South States | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Solidarity begets victory!” | |
| 8. |  The Northern Confederate State of Mallaska | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Yield Hell” | |
| 9. |  The Serene Federal Commonwealth of Luso | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Liberty through Peace, Progress, Prosperity!” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Askium | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Trisae Askium!” |
