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The Fattest Citizens in Institute of Cellulose

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Institute of Cellulose is ranked 8,252nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grim Wastelands of The Souless DamnedFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Death Will Show You the Way”
2.The Plague Spreading Nekos of SurainianAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“The Bleeding Sands of Neko-Human Democracy”
3.The Gigantic Military Complex of Overlord69Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Hear our Evil, See our Evil, Speak only of our Evil”
4.The Compleated Phyrexian Empire of Alexander the MagnusCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“All Will Be One”
5.The Financial Fiefdom of ChashralFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Victory from Humility”
6.The Pokemon Conglomerate of Poke CorpAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Systematic opression of Pokemon!”
7.The Versian Empire of Middle VersPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Never question the sovereignty of House Vers Allusia”
8.The Holy Empire of The National Salvation ArmyCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“All Serve the Army, the Army Serves All”
9.The Death Note of Team LeoIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“No comment”
10.The Surrealist Mekong Union of Cambodia StateAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Honoring Our Heritage, Embracing the Future”
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