The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Institute of Cellulose
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of 12Arcane | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “...Sheesh, I'm Not That Crazy” | |
| 2. |  The Resurgency of Accipitridia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Fire Within, Fire Without” | |
| 3. |  The Compleated Phyrexian Empire of Alexander the Magnus | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “All Will Be One” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Alice Cooper | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Billion Dollar Babies” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Alsevoix | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “You Stand Where You Sit” | |
| 6. | The Holy Empire of Anztondria | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Those who dont conqure will die” | |
| 7. | The Incorporated States of Arbarau and Ceris | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Atai 348 | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Nature and Isolation” | |
| 9. |  The Conglomerate of Atlas Corporation Terra | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Defining Technology, Refining Peace” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of AzurX | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Freedom, Wealth and Prosperity” |
