The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Independent Order
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Achkaerin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Words are mightier than the keenest blade” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of AltonaPeyton | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “God,King,Nation” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Andoran | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Efrir ep Bered” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Aosta2 | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Fierce and Bold” | |
| 5. |  The Grand Duchy of Auturnalia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Golden Witch of Beatrice | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Try to deny me, I'll thoroughly smash you!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Besancia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Glory for Empire and Crown” | |
| 8. | The Federation of Buena Fe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “With Faith We Advance” | |
| 9. |  The Worldwide Megacorporation of Buy n Large | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Buy n Large, Everything, All the Time” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Centralia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “One Nation Under God” |
