The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Hsiao Han
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Hsiao Han | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The District of Jubilacion | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 3. | The State of Kai Hua | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “Blossom of Hope” | |
| 4. |  The State of Lejani | Conservative Democracy Conservative Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Allied States of Marlelliano | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 6. |  The State of Miradouro | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The State of Qai | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “By The People For The People” | |
| 8. |  The District of Sary | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Peace and Justice” |
