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The Nudest in Hollow Point

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sentai Team of PR Jungle Fury	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Jungle beast, spirit unleashed!”
2.	The Lice-ridden Feathers of Scuzzy Pigeon	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Yum! Cold fries!”
3.	The Emoticons of Smiley Bob	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Where's my wallet?”
4.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Barbeque the homeless”
5.	The Republic of Randomly generated name	Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State	“Peace and Justice”
6.	The Holy Corporate Green Dynasty of Caltof	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“In the name of profit”
7.	The Dominion of Forbidden Planet	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Wisdom From The Krell!”
8.	The Federated lands of Fracels	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Freedom and liberty for man and woman”
9.	The Flying in a rocket ship of Macaroon Cat	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Never stop dreaming the dreams in your heart”
10.	The Rogue Nation of Karasu-S	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Poison mist hell hundred continuous firing”

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