The Nudest in Hogwarts
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Hogwarts is ranked 1,221st in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Endless Hijinks of A Hogwarts Prankster | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” | |
| 2. |  The Sentai Team of PR Mystic Force | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Magical source, Mystic Force!” | |
| 3. |  The Students of Hufflepuff House | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hufflepuff” | |
| 4. |  The Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” | |
| 5. |  The Half-Blood Prince of Prof Snape | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Mood is Black. And lucky.” | |
| 6. |  The Headmaster of Willernie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask” | |
| 7. |  The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 450 | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Join Lily” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Fizzing Whizzbees | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. |  The Dark Lord of Voldemort | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “There is no good and evil. There is only power.” | |
| 10. |  The Avada Kedavra of Vult de Mort | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Avada Kedavra!” |
