The Most Stationary in Hippy Haven
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 9,044th in the world for Most Stationary.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 3. |  The Mr Tambourine Man of Sir Bob Dylan | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Oh, Jokerman, you don’t show any response” | |
| 4. |  The Now I'm no longer alone of Mr Blue Moon | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “And when I looked to the moon it turned to gold” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Blue Purple Red Love of The Flower Child | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Love is the flower you've got to let grow.” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Ask the right questions.” | |
| 7. |  The Wandering One of Warm Ice | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.” | |
| 8. |  The Madness of March Hare | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “How about a nice cup of tea?” | |
| 9. |  The Wisdom of Buddhist Monk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Be at peace my child” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Vers New Swerbilia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “By The People For The People” |
