The Most Rebellious Youth in Hippy Haven
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Eureka!” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Lucifers Cats | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “HAIL SATAN!” | |
| 7. |  The Case of Mistaken Identity of FIorence Marie | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “No i'm not. I just pretend to be.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 9. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 10. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “A High And Beautiful Wave” |
