The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses” | |
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Deye mon gen mon” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Great Victory Belongs to the Persevering” | |
| 4. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Can You Pass The Acid Test?” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Eureka!” | |
| 6. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “A High And Beautiful Wave” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ain't no Heaven, Ain't no Burning Hell” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A little Aardvark never hurt anyone” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Kipper me capstans!” | |
| 10. |  The Case of Mistaken Identity of FIorence Marie | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “No i'm not. I just pretend to be.” |
