The Nicest Citizens in Hell
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ⓐⓤⓣⓞⓝⓞⓜⓞⓤⓢ Ⓐⓖⓡⓐⓡⓘⓐⓝ Ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓤⓝⓔⓢ of Baldwin Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The people are the heroes now!” | |
| 2. |  The Calm Nation of Morbus | Democratic Socialists Hell | “It's not the end yet” | |
| 3. |  The Asklepiocracy of Xoris Onoma | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Euphrosynos ☕” | |
| 4. |  The New Coalition of Austin Setzer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “All good shall rise, all evil shall fall” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Impending Damnation | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability” | |
| 6. | The Empire of Kushanotimurids | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “World eater” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Ikash Tokomatra | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Trust in the mountains” | |
| 8. |  The Duke and Earl of Hell of Murmur | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Finely roided, awesomely arrayed” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of The 9th Circle of Hell in Zimbabwae2 | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Now he is comforted, and thou art tormented” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Chiefdom of Kyraina | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “By Defending the weak, we Protect the Strong” |
