The Safest in Hell
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Hell is ranked 16,607th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Calm Nation of Morbus | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “It's not the end yet” | |
| 2. |  The Cold Heart of Neon Frost | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.” | |
| 3. |  The 𝔊𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔲𝔪 of Altmoras | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Safety, Security, Unity.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Bad Realizations | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “No life is a good life” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Harann | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Trust in the mountain” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Zalgoland | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Zͅă̖̞l̫g̢̤o,̙̌ ḥe͠ c̫̮͜o͗m͂ěs̞̑.̬̆̄” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Organically Farmed Cards | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Cards” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Rights are good | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Freedom is nice” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Margala | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “We Wake In The Silent Night...” | |
| 10. |  The Community of The Black Plague | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “It must be caused by bad air!” |
